Posts by John Doe

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and you?

by John Doe in

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he rapidly opened his eyes slowly as the sweat dribbled down his nose and onto his chin, freezing in place in the morning dampness.

he was gripping his fists in the sheets, twisting and contorting.

the taste in his mouth was metallica and acidic, and his mind kept wandering, slinking into the past.

John Doe

Before she could respond he added "I know damned good 'n well I buried that shit good!"

"What are you talking about honey?"

"Oh nothing. It must be the heat." But it was too late. She now knew he wasn't the gool little local yocal he claimed to be. A cajun can run from his past, but he can never keep the coon dogs from dragging up skunk hides, and that shit stinks like mamma's leftover surprise a week after chicken gizzards are on sale at the local grocer. He eased back into the porch swing, but he knew he had to work fast if he was going to cover his tracks. He had one week left until. . .

32

and you?

by John Doe in

jw
friends

he rapidly opened his eyes slowly as the sweat dribbled down his nose and onto his chin, freezing in place in the morning dampness.

he was gripping his fists in the sheets, twisting and contorting.

the taste in his mouth was metallica and acidic, and his mind kept wandering, slinking into the past.

John Doe

"Jolie ran joyously out to the truck, wagging her tail and grinning, as he.........(insert your words)" realized he was an ambiguous pronoun referrence. The essence of his being creaked like the foundation of a long abandoned house pulled in opposite directions by strong wills wrought from a springtime nor'ester and sifted through a tidal wave.

Was he evil? Was he a saint? Was he good? Was he bad? Was he a smart man with a soul? Was he a cajun with a dog?

But, none mattered. He could feel the old clinging craving knawing through his periphery, knawing, viciously drawing, seeking, dividing, knawing. That time-weathered voice--a screeching mattress spring in the throat of his departed grandmother's throat--seeping around into front and center, commanding, asking, compelling, condescending, overpowering, saying. . .

32

and you?

by John Doe in

jw
friends

he rapidly opened his eyes slowly as the sweat dribbled down his nose and onto his chin, freezing in place in the morning dampness.

he was gripping his fists in the sheets, twisting and contorting.

the taste in his mouth was metallica and acidic, and his mind kept wandering, slinking into the past.

John Doe

He rapidly opened his eyes slowly as the sweat dribbled down his nose and onto his chin, freezing in place in the morning dampness. He was gripping his fists in the sheets, twisting and contorting. The taste in his mouth was metallica and acidic, and his mind kept wandering, slinking into the past. He was not going to think about them anymore. This life was, no, this life is. . . (insert your lines)

15

THE Best Blonde Joke I ever heard.

by Frannie Banannie in

two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane.

the guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move.. .

"let's talk," he said.. .

John Doe

That would be a red herring. ;-)

78

May I throw a fit?

by skyman in

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friends

i must be in a bad mood the last couple weeks on this board.

i see people that a critical and mean.

yes i even do this, but only in self-defense and not proud of it either.

John Doe

Just kidding. I can't however, get past how seriously people take this stuff. Relax, post, if someone yells at you, who cares?

78

May I throw a fit?

by skyman in

jw
friends

i must be in a bad mood the last couple weeks on this board.

i see people that a critical and mean.

yes i even do this, but only in self-defense and not proud of it either.

John Doe

You all are a bunch of poopie heads.

22

Higher Education

by XBEHERE in

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friends

hello all...just cant stay away from you...hehe .

at our recent co visit, at the elder/ms meeting where co goes over a branch approved outline with us he spent 10 min on the subheading "avoid snares of pursuing higher education"...something like that, my notes are at home but you get the gist.

he essentially spent the time bashing university education citing among other things that a full 30% that go to college dont find employment in the field that they studied in.

John Doe

How can anyone put any weight in this statement? That 30% is inclusive of all majors, i.e., philosophy, foreign language, history, (just about any liberal arts), etc. But, as you know, 99.3% of statistics are made up on the spot.

12

Why the GB are never self critical?

by greendawn in

those pussyfooting with the devious nature of the gb of the jws should notice some strange things in their behaviour.

they are not known to (1)have ever carried out an act of self evaluation and self criticism and accept that they were wrong in some of their actions, or (2) to accept any criticisms from jw members let alone reply to them with rational arguments.

that is a most unchristian attitude.